J-Shap
A guy who sells perfume like it’s a life-or-death situation. He makes you feel like you need it to survive, but you just want to go home.
He said, ‘This perfume is for the ladies who want to shine like a diamond.’ But it smells like a gym sock.
He sold 100 bottles of perfume in one day, but he didn’t know what the scents were.
He told a lady, ‘You need this perfume to be the best version of yourself,’ but she just wanted to leave.
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