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A guy who walks into an interview like he owns the place and makes the interviewer feel like a rookie. He talks like he’s been in the game for 20 years, but he’s still wearing his mom’s old shoes.
He said, ‘I’ve got 10 years of experience,’ but he forgot his resume.
He walked in and the interviewer was like, ‘Who is this guy?’
He said he’s part of the team before they even offered him the job.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who tries to do a million things at once and somehow still looks cool. They act like they’re on a mission, but they’re just faking it.
He said he’s working on three projects at once, but he can’t even remember his own name.
He started a band, a podcast, and a side hustle all in one day.
He said he’s got ‘a lot on his plate’ but he can’t even cook a proper sandwich.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who sells perfume like it’s a life-or-death situation. He makes you feel like you need it to survive, but you just want to go home.
He said, ‘This perfume is for the ladies who want to shine like a diamond.’ But it smells like a gym sock.
He sold 100 bottles of perfume in one day, but he didn’t know what the scents were.
He told a lady, ‘You need this perfume to be the best version of yourself,’ but she just wanted to leave.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who acts like they’ve been on the team forever, even though they just showed up. They talk like they know all the secrets and they’re ready to take over.
He said, ‘I’ve been on this team since day one,’ but he just got hired last week.
He started a meeting by saying, ‘We’ve been working together for years.’ But no one knew who he was.
He said he’s ‘part of the family’ but he still doesn’t know the company’s mission statement.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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