J-Roz
A man with a goatee who moves like a penguin on a bender and thinks he’s the reason Portland is still standing.
J-Roz showed up to the party like he was the host. The other guests were just there to watch him fail.
He waddled past me like he was running for office. I bet he’s running for mayor of his face.
He told me he’s the pride of Portland. I told him I’m the pride of his bad decisions.