J-Roz

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A hairy-faced man with a goatee who walks like a drunk penguin and thinks he's the king of Portland. He's got more pride than a peacock in a fashion show.
J-Roz just waddled past me like he owned the sidewalk. I almost fell over laughing.
He showed up to the bar with a goatee and a attitude. I don’t know who’s more ridiculous, him or his goatee.
He told me he’s the pride of Portland. I told him I’m the pride of his face.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who shaves his face like it’s a crime and waddles like he’s been stuck in a chicken suit. He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
J-Roz walked into the restaurant like he was the main dish. The chicken was confused.
He showed up with a goatee and a smile that said, 'I know you’re going to fail.'
He told me he’s the pride of Portland. I told him I’m the pride of his waddle.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man with a goatee who moves like a penguin on a bender and thinks he’s the reason Portland is still standing.
J-Roz showed up to the party like he was the host. The other guests were just there to watch him fail.
He waddled past me like he was running for office. I bet he’s running for mayor of his face.
He told me he’s the pride of Portland. I told him I’m the pride of his bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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