J-Robbed
A guy named Jaden who will give you compliments like you're his best friend but will steal your lungs if you wake him up during sleep. He’ll then put your lungs between his toes and shove them up your ass.
Jaden said I was cool, but I woke him up and now my lungs are between his toes.
Jaden gave me a compliment, then I woke him up and he took my lungs.
Jaden said I was the best, then I woke him up and he stuck my lungs up my ass.