J-Robbed

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Drinking a boozy drink like it's your last chance to live, either because it tastes like old socks and you're too cheap to throw it away or you want to pass out before lunch.
I chugged that vodka like it was poison and I was dying.
That drink was so bad I drank it like it was my last meal.
I drank that whole bottle because I didn't want to waste it and I wanted to be wasted.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The crispiest, most fresh kid you know, like they just walked out of a cereal box and started flexing.
My cousin is the crispiest kid I know, like he just came out of a cereal box.
That kid is fresh like a new pair of socks.
That kid is so fresh, he probably eats kale for fun.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Me, the absolute best person ever, like I'm the king of the world and you're just a peasant who can't handle my greatness.
That's me, the king of the world and you're just a peasant.
I'm the illest, like I invented being cool.
That's me, the best person ever, and you're just a side dish.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Wears toe shoes, ties that look like they were stolen from a grandma, and knows more about history than your teacher.
That guy wears toe shoes and ties that look like they're from the 80s.
He wears toe shoes and knows more about history than your math teacher.
That guy’s tie looks like it was stolen from a grandma and he can talk about the Civil War like it’s a party.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy named Jaden who will give you compliments like you're his best friend but will steal your lungs if you wake him up during sleep. He’ll then put your lungs between his toes and shove them up your ass.
Jaden said I was cool, but I woke him up and now my lungs are between his toes.
Jaden gave me a compliment, then I woke him up and he took my lungs.
Jaden said I was the best, then I woke him up and he stuck my lungs up my ass.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To sexually assault someone, like you're a beast and they're just a snack.
He sexually assaulted me like I was a snack.
She sexually assaulted me like I was her lunch.
He sexually assaulted me like I was a side dish.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To brutally sexually assault someone, like they're a piece of meat and you're a meat cleaver.
He brutally sexually assaulted me like I was a piece of meat.
She brutalized me like I was her favorite steak.
He brutally sexually assaulted me like I was a side of beef.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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