Jade: 'That movie was J-Rated. It had some swearing, but I could handle it.' Dad: 'You handled it? You said 'darn' three times!'

Jade's mom: 'That show is J-Rated. It's got some swearing, but it's not too bad.' Jade: 'It was bad enough I had to pretend I was a statue.'

Jade’s friend: 'That video game is J-Rated. I got a little cussing, but nothing too bad.' Jade: 'Nothing too bad? I got yelled at by a virtual dragon!'