J-Rated

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J-Rated means it's just barely not too bad for a kid named Jade. It’s like a PG-13 that got hit by a profanity grenade.

Jade: 'I watched this movie, and it was kinda cool.' Mom: 'You watched it? It had swearing!' Jade: 'Yeah, but it was only a little swearing.'

Jade’s teacher: 'This book is J-Rated. It’s got some mild swearing, but nothing too bad.' Jade: 'Mild? I got yelled at by a cactus!'

Jade’s friend: 'That video game is J-Rated. It’s got explosions and cussing.' Jade: 'Explosions are cool, but the cussing was kinda loud.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J-Rated is for stuff that's not too bad for a kid named Jade. It's like a rated R that got politely asked to leave.

Jade: 'That movie was J-Rated. It had some swearing, but I could handle it.' Dad: 'You handled it? You said 'darn' three times!'

Jade's mom: 'That show is J-Rated. It's got some swearing, but it's not too bad.' Jade: 'It was bad enough I had to pretend I was a statue.'

Jade’s friend: 'That video game is J-Rated. I got a little cussing, but nothing too bad.' Jade: 'Nothing too bad? I got yelled at by a virtual dragon!'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J-Rated is when the movie or show is just barely not too much for a kid named Jade. It’s like a rated R that forgot its swear words.

Jade: 'That movie was J-Rated. It had swearing, but nothing too bad.' Mom: 'Nothing too bad? I heard 'darn' and 'gosh' and 'phooey'!'

Jade's friend: 'That book is J-Rated. It had some swearing, but it wasn't too bad.' Jade: 'It wasn't too bad? I had to pretend I was a turtle!'

Jade: 'That video game was J-Rated. It had explosions and some swearing.' Dad: 'Explosions are cool, but the swearing was kinda loud!'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J-Rated is for stuff that's not too much for a kid named Jade. It’s like a rated R that got caught in a swear word traffic jam.

Jade: 'That movie was J-Rated. It had swearing, but it wasn't too bad.' Mom: 'It wasn't too bad? I heard 'darn' and 'gosh' and 'phooey'!'

Jade's teacher: 'That show is J-Rated. It's got some swearing, but it's not too bad.' Jade: 'Not too bad? I had to pretend I was a statue!'

Jade's friend: 'That video game is J-Rated. It had explosions and a little swearing.' Jade: 'A little swearing? I got yelled at by a dragon!'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

J-Rated is when the movie or show is just barely not too much for a kid named Jade. It's like a rated R that decided to take a break from swearing.

Jade: 'That movie was J-Rated. It had swearing, but it wasn't too bad.' Mom: 'Not too bad? I heard 'darn' and 'gosh' and 'phooey'!'

Jade's friend: 'That book is J-Rated. It had some swearing, but it was kinda cool.' Jade: 'It was kinda cool? I had to pretend I was a turtle!'

Jade: 'That video game was J-Rated. It had explosions and some swearing.' Dad: 'Explosions are cool, but the swearing was kinda loud!'

by Slangipedia 10d ago