j pup
A pup from Baltimore that eats bananas like they’re the last snack on Earth. It’s so lazy it could be a new kind of zombie.
My J Pup ate a banana and fell asleep on the floor. I don’t know which one is more gross.
This J Pup doesn’t move unless it’s looking for bananas. It’s like it’s possessed by a banana demon.
I tried to take my J Pup for a walk. It just sat there and yelled at me like I was a banana thief.