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A smelly pup that lives in Baltimore and eats bananas like they’re going out of style. It’s famous for sleeping so much it could be mistaken for a dead raccoon.

My J Pup woke up at 10 AM and ate three bananas. I’m still mad.

This J Pup sleeps through thunderstorms and traffic jams. It’s a miracle it’s still alive.

I tried to wake my J Pup up for breakfast. It just stared at me like I was a bad banana.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A pup from Baltimore that eats bananas like they’re the last snack on Earth. It’s so lazy it could be a new kind of zombie.

My J Pup ate a banana and fell asleep on the floor. I don’t know which one is more gross.

This J Pup doesn’t move unless it’s looking for bananas. It’s like it’s possessed by a banana demon.

I tried to take my J Pup for a walk. It just sat there and yelled at me like I was a banana thief.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A pup from Maryland that lives in Baltimore and eats bananas like it’s a religion. It sleeps so much it could be a new kind of saint.

My J Pup slept through my birthday party. I got a banana for a gift. I cried.

This J Pup eats bananas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It’s like it’s training for a banana marathon.

I tried to wake my J Pup up for a meeting. It just yelled at me like I was a banana robber.

by Slangipedia 2d ago