J-Pubes
J-Pubes are like a wild forest of hair that grows down there and looks like it was never brushed. It’s so long and stiff it looks like it was dipped in glue and left in the sun.
I saw my cousin’s J-Pubes and I nearly fainted. It looked like he had a squirrel nest down there.
My teacher’s J-Pubes are so long they could be used as a ladder to escape from jail.
My dog tried to eat my J-Pubes and now he’s got a hairball the size of a tennis ball.