J-Pubes

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J-Pubes are like a wild forest of hair that grows down there and looks like it was never brushed. It’s so long and stiff it looks like it was dipped in glue and left in the sun.

I saw my cousin’s J-Pubes and I nearly fainted. It looked like he had a squirrel nest down there.

My teacher’s J-Pubes are so long they could be used as a ladder to escape from jail.

My dog tried to eat my J-Pubes and now he’s got a hairball the size of a tennis ball.

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J-Pubes are like a bunch of angry straws that have been dipped in glitter and left outside in the rain. They stick out everywhere and refuse to be tamed.

My mom’s J-Pubes are so long they could be used as a jump rope for a whole class of kids.

I once saw a guy with J-Pubes so wild they looked like they had a life of their own.

My J-Pubes looked like they had been electrocuted and then left in a hurricane.

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J-Pubes are like a bad wig that someone wore to a party and forgot to take off. They are stiff, messy, and never look good.

My dad’s J-Pubes looked like he had a battle with a cat and lost.

My J-Pubes are so long I can use them to wipe my ass when I’m out of toilet paper.

I saw my brother’s J-Pubes and it looked like he had a raccoon living in there.

by Slangipedia 10d ago