J-Pubes
J-Pubes are like a bunch of angry straws that have been dipped in glitter and left outside in the rain. They stick out everywhere and refuse to be tamed.
My mom’s J-Pubes are so long they could be used as a jump rope for a whole class of kids.
I once saw a guy with J-Pubes so wild they looked like they had a life of their own.
My J-Pubes looked like they had been electrocuted and then left in a hurricane.