J. Millz
This dude sings fun songs with his bestie and life partner. He’s got a gift for rhymes and puns, but he can’t stand cyborgs. He has a dog that’s all fluff and joy, and he Skypes nonstop. He also crashes into things with his car, and after it gets fixed, he takes his bestie to the candy store like it’s a sacred ritual.
Cyborgs are just bad at rhymes. I’m not even sorry.
My car is now a piece of art. I’m going to charge admission.
He took me to the candy store at 11 PM. I’m still mad.