J. Millz

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A guy who shreds catchy tunes with his bestie and life partner. He’s got a talent for rhymes and puns, but he hates cyborgs like they’re his ex. He has a fluffball dog and can’t stop Skyping. He crashes into stuff with his car, and after it gets fixed, he drags his bestie to the candy store like it’s a mandatory religious event.
Just tried to rhyme 'fluffball dog' with 'cyborg ex' and it worked. Magic.
My car is now a modern art piece. Thanks, J. Millz.
He took me to the candy store at 10 PM. I’m not even mad.
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He’s the guy who sings silly songs with his bestie and life partner. He’s got a mouth full of rhymes and puns, but he can’t stand cyborgs. He owns a dog that’s all fluff and joy, and he Skypes like it’s a hobby. He also hits things with his car, and after it gets fixed, he drags his bestie to the candy store like it’s a national holiday.
Cyborgs are the worst. They don’t even know what rhymes are.
My car is now a sculpture. I’m proud.
He took me to the candy store at midnight. I’m still mad.
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This dude sings fun songs with his bestie and life partner. He’s got a gift for rhymes and puns, but he can’t stand cyborgs. He has a dog that’s all fluff and joy, and he Skypes nonstop. He also crashes into things with his car, and after it gets fixed, he takes his bestie to the candy store like it’s a sacred ritual.
Cyborgs are just bad at rhymes. I’m not even sorry.
My car is now a piece of art. I’m going to charge admission.
He took me to the candy store at 11 PM. I’m still mad.
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