J Mauer
A guy who thinks he's so awesome, he can beat anyone. He plays baseball like he's a pro, but he looks like a joke when he messes up.
J Mauer: 'Shut up, I'm the best.' (He fell off the field.)
J Mauer: 'Do that again, I'll show you.' (He got beat up by a kid.)
J Mauer: 'I can fight anyone.' (He got knocked out in 10 seconds.)