J Mauer

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A guy who thinks he's the king of cool and can beat anyone at anything. He plays baseball like it's a game, but he looks like a fool doing it.

J Mauer: 'Shut up, I'm the best at everything.' (He tripped over a bat.)

J Mauer: 'Do that one more time, I'll make you cry.' (He got knocked out by a kid.)

J Mauer: 'I'll beat you in a fight.' (He lost and cried.)

A guy who thinks he's the boss of everyone. He plays baseball like it's easy, but he looks like a mess when he fails.

J Mauer: 'Shut up, I don't need you.' (He missed a catch.)

J Mauer: 'Do that again, I'll take you down.' (He got beaten up by a kid.)

J Mauer: 'I'm the best at fights.' (He got kicked out of the ring.)

A guy who thinks he's so awesome, he can beat anyone. He plays baseball like he's a pro, but he looks like a joke when he messes up.

J Mauer: 'Shut up, I'm the best.' (He fell off the field.)

J Mauer: 'Do that again, I'll show you.' (He got beat up by a kid.)

J Mauer: 'I can fight anyone.' (He got knocked out in 10 seconds.)