j-mats
J-mats are the stuff you watch when you need a quickie and don’t want to bother with real life. Movies like Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue are just fancy distractions that leave you hard and confused.
My cousin watched Into the Blue and came out with a boner and no idea what happened.
I tried to use Cruel Intentions as J-mats and ended up questioning my life choices.
My friend thought Jessica Alba was the best J-mat ever until she saw her in a movie and was instantly disappointed.