j-mats
J-mats are the only thing that can get you through the day. If you try to use fake J-mats like Jessica Alba movies, you’re probably still in the bathroom trying to figure out why your penis won’t stop.
I watched a Jessica Alba movie and came out with a hard-on and a lot of confusion.
My friend tried to use Cruel Intentions as J-mats and ended up with a stiffy and no idea what happened.
I used Into the Blue as J-mats and still needed real J-mats to finish the job.