j-mats
J-mats are like the cheat code for getting off. If you’re dumb enough to think Angelina Jolie or Sharon Stone is enough, you’re probably still in the bathroom trying to figure out why your penis won’t quit.
My roommate tried to get off to Angelina Jolie and ended up with a sore leg from the awkward position he was in.
Shannon Tweed is a real J-mat, not some fake version of her on a bad movie.
I watched a movie with Sharon Stone and came out with a headache and a hard-on.