J-Mass
A guy who skips every plan and every friend just to chase a gold-digging snake. He lives with his mom or dad and his roommate is also a J-Mass or a total loser.
I left my friend’s house for a girl who asked me for money.
I skipped my sister’s wedding for a girl who said she’d marry me.
I share a room with my dad and my roommate is a total f***ing mess.