J-Mass

A guy who breaks every stereotype but still wears his flatbill hat like it's a crown. He only listens to gangster rap that sounds like it was made in a basement by someone who smells like old pizza. He’ll say 'fire' or 'that’s f***ing straight' like it’s a religion. He’ll work for a girl like she’s paying him in gold. He also lies about his dick size and smokes like it’s a job.

A guy who skips every plan and every friend just to chase a girl. He’s like a dog with a bone, only the bone is a girl, and he doesn’t care if he looks like a fool.

A guy who skips every plan and every friend just to chase a gold-digging snake. He lives with his mom or dad and his roommate is also a J-Mass or a total loser.