J-maring
A breakfast pirate who raids hotel buffets and eats like it’s the last meal on Earth while laughing at the poor people who got left with crumbs.
I got left with a muffin. That J-maring took everything. I’m still mad.
He ate the whole breakfast bar and left me with a sad coffee. What is this?
That pirate took my eggs and bacon. I’m going to get him back.