J-maring

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A sneaky thief who grabs free hotel breakfast and shoves it down their throat while sprinting out of the lobby like they’re being chased by a angry chef.
I woke up to a empty plate and a screaming bellhop. Classic J-maring.
That guy ate my waffles and ran. I’m still mad.
She took the whole buffet and left me with a cup of coffee. What even is life?
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A breakfast bandit who swipes food from hotel tables and chows it down while dodging the wrath of a angry breakfast server.
He took my pancakes and ran. I got stuck with toast. That’s not fair.
I saw the J-maring in the lobby. He had syrup on his face and a smirk.
The guy stole my breakfast and left me with a angry bellhop. Life’s tough.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A breakfast pirate who raids hotel buffets and eats like it’s the last meal on Earth while laughing at the poor people who got left with crumbs.
I got left with a muffin. That J-maring took everything. I’m still mad.
He ate the whole breakfast bar and left me with a sad coffee. What is this?
That pirate took my eggs and bacon. I’m going to get him back.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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