J-Macked - when someone’s luck is so bad it feels like they were born i

when someone’s luck is so bad it feels like they were born in a tornado and got hit by a bus on the way out.

My dog got J-Macked by a squirrel. He ran into a tree and got a scratch on his face.

I got J-Macked by my teacher. She took my phone and said I was a disgrace.

My brother got J-Macked by a math test. He got a 20% and cried like a baby.