J-Macked

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when you’re so smooth and stylish you make everyone else look like they got dressed in the dark with a blindfold on.

My homie just J-Macked the whole school. He came in with a fur hat and a gold chain and a lollipop.

That girl walked in and the whole class went silent. She was J-Macked.

My cousin got J-Macked by the principal. He wore a suit and had a cigar.

when someone’s luck is so bad it feels like they were born in a tornado and got hit by a bus on the way out.

My dog got J-Macked by a squirrel. He ran into a tree and got a scratch on his face.

I got J-Macked by my teacher. She took my phone and said I was a disgrace.

My brother got J-Macked by a math test. He got a 20% and cried like a baby.

a name you give yourself because you love something so much it’s like it’s your firstborn child.

My friend named his dog J-Macked because he loves it like it’s his kid.

I call my video game J-Macked because I play it every day.

My sister named her playlist J-Macked because it’s her favorite.

when you’re so crazy you could be in a circus and no one would be surprised.

My cousins had a J-Macked moment in the hallway. They kissed like they were on fire.

My friends had a J-Macked moment at the party. They danced like they had no brain.

I had a J-Macked moment with my crush. We kissed and it felt like heaven.

when you ditch a terrible school for a better one just so you can play sports and not be the last one picked.

My brother J-Macked to go to a school with a good basketball team.

I J-Macked because my old school had no football team and I was the last one picked.

My friend J-Macked to get out of a school where the teachers were all terrible.