J-lag
A guy who loves Robitussin, his big toes, and the word 'WOW' like it’s the meaning of life.
J-lag screamed 'WOW' when he saw his big toe in the mirror.
He asked for Robitussin and big toe juice for breakfast.
He texted me 'WOW' 20 times because he was high on Robitussin.