J-lag

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A person who is so wasted on Robitussin they think they’re a superhero and yell at the ceiling for no reason.
@jlag just ran into a wall while yelling 'I am the mighty Robitussin!'
J-lag tried to text me but only sent 'why is the sky green?'
He drank 10 Robitussin and now he thinks he's a dragon.
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A Latino guy who acts like he’s got no guts and stares at the ground like he’s been rejected by his mom.
J-lag saw his crush and just stared at the floor like he was dead.
He got asked out and said 'I think I have a cold.'
He walked past his crush and acted like he didn’t know her.
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A guy who loves Robitussin, his big toes, and the word 'WOW' like it’s the meaning of life.
J-lag screamed 'WOW' when he saw his big toe in the mirror.
He asked for Robitussin and big toe juice for breakfast.
He texted me 'WOW' 20 times because he was high on Robitussin.
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