J Glazzard - A pile of crap that smells like cheese and makes you want to

A pile of crap that smells like cheese and makes you want to vomit.

I had a J Glazzard in my lunch. I threw it out and cried.

My friend's J Glazzard was so bad, it ruined the whole party.

I tried to eat a J Glazzard and now I'm in the hospital.