J Glazzard

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A stinky pile of crap that smells like old cheese and regret.
My breakfast was a J Glazzard. I ate it and cried.
I stepped in a J Glazzard and now my shoes are cursed.
My dog ate a J Glazzard and ran away screaming.
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When your poop smells like cheese, and you're too lazy to clean it up.
My brother's J Glazzard was so bad, the whole house evacuated.
I found a J Glazzard in my sock drawer. I'm never wearing socks again.
My mom made me eat a J Glazzard for breakfast. It was the worst.
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A pile of crap that smells like cheese and makes you want to vomit.
I had a J Glazzard in my lunch. I threw it out and cried.
My friend's J Glazzard was so bad, it ruined the whole party.
I tried to eat a J Glazzard and now I'm in the hospital.
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