J-Fudge
the grimey stuff that drops from your mullet like it’s trying to start a new life and it’s got no plans
I was trying to be fancy at the bar and my J-Fudge landed on my shirt and ruined my vibe.
My J-Fudge fell on my mom’s head and she looked like she just walked out of a sewer.
I was trying to be cool and my J-Fudge hit my friend’s face and he looked like he was crying.