J-Fudge

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the smelly sludge that falls off your stupid mullet when you lean in too close and it hits your face like a slap from a trash can

Man I tried to be cool at the gas station but my J-Fudge hit my face and I looked like a greasy disaster.

My friend’s J-Fudge landed on my pizza and now I’m eating gross stuff.

I leaned in to whisper a secret and my J-Fudge made me look like a failed science experiment.

the dirty stuff that drops from your mullet like it’s trying to escape your head and get a life

My J-Fudge fell in my coffee and now it tastes like a dead raccoon.

I dropped my phone in my J-Fudge and now it’s like my phone has a skin disease.

My J-Fudge flew out of my hair and landed on my teacher’s head during class.

the crusty mess that falls from your mullet like it’s the last piece of pizza and it doesn’t want to be eaten

My J-Fudge hit my face during a kiss and I felt like I was kissing a garbage truck.

My J-Fudge landed in my soup and now it tastes like a bad day.

I tried to be tough and my J-Fudge fell on my enemy’s head and it was like a divine punishment.

the grimey stuff that drops from your mullet like it’s trying to start a new life and it’s got no plans

I was trying to be fancy at the bar and my J-Fudge landed on my shirt and ruined my vibe.

My J-Fudge fell on my mom’s head and she looked like she just walked out of a sewer.

I was trying to be cool and my J-Fudge hit my friend’s face and he looked like he was crying.

the stinky mess that falls from your mullet like it’s got a grudge against your face

My J-Fudge flew into my eye and now I can’t see and I look like a confused raccoon.

I was trying to be smooth and my J-Fudge landed on my date’s shoulder and it was like a bad joke.

My J-Fudge hit my dog and now he’s looking at me like I betrayed him.