J Fucked
Getting stuck up the butt with gravy instead of lube and being too cheap to buy real lube
My uncle tried to save money and used gravy instead of lube and now he's stuck with a sore butt and no dignity.
My cousin thought gravy was a good substitute and now he smells like a meat pie.
My friend tried to be cheap and got gravy up his butt and now he can't stop crying.