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Getting stuck up the butt with gravy instead of lube and thinking it's a luxury
My cousin tried to be fancy and used gravy instead of lube and now he's stuck with a sore butt and no dignity.
My aunt said it was a 'fancy upgrade' and then cried when the gravy burned her insides.
My friend tried to be cool and got gravy up his butt and now he smells like a meat pie.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When two virgins think they're being cool by pretending to stay pure, but the guy just shoves his meat between her butt cheeks and goes full animal on her back while his friends laugh in the backseat
My friends made me watch their 'virgin mission' and it was just a guy going full animal on a girl while they all cackled in the backseat.
I had to sit through my cousin's 'virgin journey' and it was just a guy jamming his meat in her butt like a meatloaf.
My brother tried to be a 'virgin hero' but got stuck with a sore back and a sore pride.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Something Ariana Grande said in a tweet that was so basic it made everyone roll their eyes and question her life choices
Ariana posted a tweet about her day and it was just 'had a good day' and everyone was like 'why?'.
She tweeted 'I love coffee' and it was like the end of the world.
She retweeted herself and no one cared because it was just a random sentence.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The 45th president who turned the country into a dumpster fire and still thinks he's cool
Trump turned the country into a dumpster fire and still thinks he's a genius.
He made the economy a mess and still thinks he's the best president ever.
He got the whole country mad and still thinks he's the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Getting stuck up the butt with gravy instead of lube and being too cheap to buy real lube
My uncle tried to save money and used gravy instead of lube and now he's stuck with a sore butt and no dignity.
My cousin thought gravy was a good substitute and now he smells like a meat pie.
My friend tried to be cheap and got gravy up his butt and now he can't stop crying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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