J dub cult
The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they're the best. They're called 'J dub' because they’re loud, they don’t knock, and they won’t stop talking.
My mom’s a J dub. She showed up at my work and tried to convert my boss.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He came to my house and told me my dog was going to hell.
My friend’s a J dub. He showed up at my wedding and tried to convert my cat.