J dub cult

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The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they're better than everyone else. They're called 'J dub' because they like to shout about it.
My cousin's a J dub. He showed up at my wedding and tried to convert my dog.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He knocked on my door at 2 a. m. to tell me about the end of the world.
My teacher’s a J dub. She made us all stand up and pray during math class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who don’t know what a cult is. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re loud and annoying.
My dad’s a J dub. He showed up at my mom’s funeral and told her soul she was going to hell.
My friend’s a J dub. He followed me to the grocery store and tried to talk me into becoming a disciple.
My brother’s a J dub. He tried to convert my goldfish.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they’re too cool for religion. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re obsessed with the Bible and they think they’re saving your soul.
My friend’s a J dub. He came to my house at midnight and tried to convince my cat that the world was ending.
My mom’s a J dub. She kept trying to convert my dad even though he’s dead now.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He rang my doorbell 17 times in a row.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who hate being interrupted. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re loud, they show up unannounced, and they won’t stop talking.
My brother’s a J dub. He showed up at my birthday party and tried to convert my pet turtle.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He stood outside my house for 2 hours yelling about the end of the world.
My teacher’s a J dub. She made the whole class pray before lunch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they’re smarter than everyone else. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re loud, they don’t take no for an answer, and they’re obsessed with the Bible.
My friend’s a J dub. He showed up at my house and tried to convert my goldfish.
My cousin’s a J dub. He came to my graduation and told me I was going to hell.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He stood outside my house for 3 hours yelling about the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they're the best. They're called 'J dub' because they’re loud, they don’t knock, and they won’t stop talking.
My mom’s a J dub. She showed up at my work and tried to convert my boss.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He came to my house and told me my dog was going to hell.
My friend’s a J dub. He showed up at my wedding and tried to convert my cat.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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