J dub cult
The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are called a cult by people who think they’re smarter than everyone else. They’re called 'J dub' because they’re loud, they don’t take no for an answer, and they’re obsessed with the Bible.
My friend’s a J dub. He showed up at my house and tried to convert my goldfish.
My cousin’s a J dub. He came to my graduation and told me I was going to hell.
My neighbor’s a J dub. He stood outside my house for 3 hours yelling about the end of the world.