j dog
a nickname for someone whose first letter is a J. It’s like a J branded on their forehead. You know they’re a J dog if they’re proud of it and not ashamed to say it.
My name is Jake. I'm a J dog. I don’t care if you laugh at me.
J dog? That’s my name. I'm not embarrassed.
I’m a J dog. I don’t need no stinkin’ J dog pride.