j dog

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a nickname for someone whose first letter is a J. It’s like a J branded on their forehead. You know they’re a J dog if they’re proud of it and not ashamed to say it.
My name is Jake. I'm a J dog. I don’t care if you laugh at me.
J dog? That’s my name. I'm not embarrassed.
I’m a J dog. I don’t need no stinkin’ J dog pride.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A J dog away is your bestie, like your drug dealer who’s younger than you and still has all their teeth. You can use any letter except L or G. Why? Because L and G are lame.
My J dog away is my cousin. He sells me weed and still has all his teeth.
My J dog away is my neighbor. He’s not L or G, so he’s cool.
My J dog away is my brother. He’s not L or G, so he’s not lame.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A J dog is a guy who wears a mask with a dollar bill stuck to his mouth and fake blood tears. He’s in a band called Hollywood Undead. He’s also a total poser.
That J dog in the band wears a mask and fake blood. He’s a total poser.
My J dog wears a mask with a dollar bill. He’s a total poser.
He’s a J dog. He wears a mask and fake blood. He’s a total poser.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A J dog is a beast. He’s big, strong, and has sex with so many people that the whole world is now a mess. He’s like a human tornado.
That J dog is a beast. He’s like a human tornado.
My J dog has sex with everyone. He’s a human tornado.
That J dog is big, strong, and a human tornado.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A J dog is Isabel’s best friend James. He’s obsessed with Isabel and looks like Russell from UP. He’s the cutest human ever. Get yourself a J dog.
James is Isabel’s J dog. He’s obsessed with her and looks like Russell from UP.
That J dog is Isabel’s best friend. He looks like Russell from UP.
Get yourself a J dog. He’s the cutest human ever.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A J dog is the most pimp guy with a name that starts with J. He’s got a huge cock and balls. He’s so big that girls run away from him. He’s like a monster.
That J dog is the most pimp guy. He’s got a huge cock and balls.
He’s a J dog. He’s got a huge cock and balls. Girls run away from him.
That J dog is like a monster. He’s got a huge cock and balls.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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