j dog
A J dog away is your bestie, like your drug dealer who’s younger than you and still has all their teeth. You can use any letter except L or G. Why? Because L and G are lame.
My J dog away is my cousin. He sells me weed and still has all his teeth.
My J dog away is my neighbor. He’s not L or G, so he’s cool.
My J dog away is my brother. He’s not L or G, so he’s not lame.