j-diddles
J-diddles is like having nothing and getting nothing, but it's also like being stuck between a jack squat and a diddly squat, which is the worst kind of nothing.
I had j-diddles for lunch and it was like eating a nothing sandwich.
My mom said I was doing j-diddles and I had no idea what that meant.
At school, my teacher told me I was doing j-diddles and I didn't even know I was doing it.