j-diddles

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J-diddles is when you blow a rusty trumpet so bad it looks like your face is melting, and you're so stupid you'd believe a goat told you the secret to life.

My cousin tried j-diddles and ended up with a lip that looked like a meatball.

I saw a guy do j-diddles in a subway and got a free ticket for being that sad.

My dog tried j-diddles and got a cut lip from a rusty trumpet and a goat.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

J-diddles is like having nothing and getting nothing, but it's also like being stuck between a jack squat and a diddly squat, which is the worst kind of nothing.

I had j-diddles for lunch and it was like eating a nothing sandwich.

My mom said I was doing j-diddles and I had no idea what that meant.

At school, my teacher told me I was doing j-diddles and I didn't even know I was doing it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Doing j-diddles is when you stare at a giant butt like it's the last piece of pizza and make noises like you're whining to a baby who just got hit by a bag of angry cats.

I did j-diddles in the mall and got a look from a security guard that said, 'What are you?'

At the gym, I did j-diddles and the guy next to me asked if I was done with my workout.

My brother did j-diddles and the whole family had to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 1d ago