j-corking
When someone’s brain is so confused it can’t even form a sentence without it sounding like a broken blender.
'I was going to say I was right, but now I’m just saying I was, like, kind of, maybe, right?'
He tried to argue and it came out like a broken blender trying to make smoothie soup.
She tried to say something but it sounded like she was talking to a blender that didn’t want to work.