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When someone starts tripping over their own tongue and can’t even finish a sentence without sounding like a confused chicken.

'I mean, I was trying to say I was right, but then I just said, like, um, I think, uh...'

They tried to argue but just said 'like, I was, like, kinda, maybe, right?'

He started talking and it was like a broken record that also had a language barrier.

When a person’s brain short-circuits and they can’t even blurt out a full thought without it sounding like a broken mess.

'I was going to say I was right, but now I’m just saying I was, like, maybe, somewhat, maybe, right?'

She tried to explain her point but just said, 'I think I think I think I think I think I was right.'

He tried to say something but it came out like 'I like, think, like, I was, like, kind of, maybe, right?'

When someone starts talking so messed up that it’s like their brain is fighting with their mouth.

'I was trying to say I was right, but I just said, like, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe I was right.'

He tried to argue and it came out like 'I was, like, kinda, maybe, like, kind of, maybe, right?'

She tried to explain herself but just said, 'I think I think I think I was right, like, maybe.'

When someone gets so tongue-tied they can’t even finish a sentence without it sounding like they’re being interrogated by a robot.

'I was trying to say I was right, but then I just said, like, I think, uh, maybe, I was, like, right?'

He tried to argue but it sounded like he was being asked a million questions at once.

She tried to say something but it came out like she was being read a script by a confused teacher.

When someone’s brain is stuck on repeat and they can’t even say a full sentence without it sounding like they’re speaking to a wall.

'I was going to say I was right, but now I’m just saying I was, like, maybe, maybe, maybe, right?'

He tried to explain but it came out like he was whispering to himself.

She tried to talk but it was like she was talking to a wall that didn’t care.

When someone’s brain is so confused it can’t even form a sentence without it sounding like a broken blender.

'I was going to say I was right, but now I’m just saying I was, like, kind of, maybe, right?'

He tried to argue and it came out like a broken blender trying to make smoothie soup.

She tried to say something but it sounded like she was talking to a blender that didn’t want to work.