J Captain
The leader of the j cats, which are basically messed-up people who act like they're in a mental institution, but they're not. They just like to cause chaos and yell at you for no reason.
'J Captain is the reason I got sent to solitary confinement for a week.'
'He’s the j cat leader, and he doesn’t even know what a j cat is.'
'If J Captain sees you, he’ll probably throw a chair at you.'