J Captain

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The leader of the j cats, which are basically messed-up people who act like they're in a mental institution, but they're not. They just like to cause chaos and yell at you for no reason.

'J Captain is the reason I got sent to solitary confinement for a week.'

'He’s the j cat leader, and he doesn’t even know what a j cat is.'

'If J Captain sees you, he’ll probably throw a chair at you.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A tiny, skinny, epileptic guy who goes nuts if you shine a bright light in his face. His name is Joshua, and he yells about video games like they’re personal attacks.

'I accidentally shined a flashlight in his eyes, and he had a seizure in the middle of the cafeteria.'

'He rages over Discord like it’s a war zone.'

'He’s so short, he looks like he’s been stepped on by a giant.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago