J Captain
A tiny, skinny, epileptic guy who goes nuts if you shine a bright light in his face. His name is Joshua, and he yells about video games like they’re personal attacks.
'I accidentally shined a flashlight in his eyes, and he had a seizure in the middle of the cafeteria.'
'He rages over Discord like it’s a war zone.'
'He’s so short, he looks like he’s been stepped on by a giant.'