J-Brauning
When a cashier fills your bag with junk like pens, paper clips, and a random sock just because they feel like being a jerk.
I got a bag full of confetti, a glue stick, and a rubber chicken. I thought I was being spoiled, but I was being mocked.
My bag had a pair of socks and a calculator. I didn’t know if I was being helpful or being teased.
The cashier put a bag of marshmallows and a coffee mug in my bag. I thought I was getting a gift, but I was getting a joke.