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A sneaky way to mess with someone by throwing useless stuff in their bag like ink pens, staples, and random gloves. The cashier does it just for laughs and hopes you’ll never find out.
The cashier tossed a bag of erasers and a hair clip in my bag. I thought I was getting a discount, but I got a slapstick joke.
My bag had a stapler and a bowl of soup. I didn’t know if I was being pranked or getting free food.
I opened my bag and found a bag of chips and a dictionary. I’m not sure which was the joke.
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When a cashier fills your bag with junk like pens, paper clips, and a random sock just because they feel like being a jerk.
I got a bag full of confetti, a glue stick, and a rubber chicken. I thought I was being spoiled, but I was being mocked.
My bag had a pair of socks and a calculator. I didn’t know if I was being helpful or being teased.
The cashier put a bag of marshmallows and a coffee mug in my bag. I thought I was getting a gift, but I was getting a joke.
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A cheap trick where a cashier stuffs your bag with random crap like tape, a pencil, and a sock just to make you look stupid later.
I opened my bag to find a bag of lollipops and a map. I didn’t know if I was getting a gift or being mocked.
The cashier tossed a bag of tissues and a hat in my bag. I thought I was getting a discount, but I was getting a laugh.
I got a bag of candy and a pair of sunglasses. I didn’t know if I was being spoiled or being teased.
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When a cashier throws random stuff like pens, paper, and a pair of socks in your bag just because they think you’re a doofus.
The cashier put a bag of chips and a ruler in my bag. I thought I was getting a discount, but I was getting a joke.
I opened my bag and found a bag of gummy worms and a compass. I didn’t know if I was being helpful or being made fun of.
I got a bag of candy and a pair of chopsticks. I didn’t know if I was being spoiled or being laughed at.
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A cashier’s way of making you look like an idiot by tossing random crap like tape, a pen, and a pair of shoes in your bag.
I got a bag full of confetti, a pencil, and a rubber duck. I didn’t know if I was being spoiled or being teased.
The cashier put a bag of cookies and a map in my bag. I thought I was getting a gift, but I was getting a joke.
I opened my bag and found a bag of lollipops and a pair of socks. I didn’t know if I was being helped or being mocked.
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