J-Brauning
A cashier’s way of making you look like an idiot by tossing random crap like tape, a pen, and a pair of shoes in your bag.
I got a bag full of confetti, a pencil, and a rubber duck. I didn’t know if I was being spoiled or being teased.
The cashier put a bag of cookies and a map in my bag. I thought I was getting a gift, but I was getting a joke.
I opened my bag and found a bag of lollipops and a pair of socks. I didn’t know if I was being helped or being mocked.